if you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there’s something siriusly ron with you.
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
nobody fucked with me on the playground
nobody fucked with you in bed either
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents