if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
I am never going to get over the fact that this guy directed “Thor”.
Did he though, or did he just obliviate the actual director and stick his name on the credits?
‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’
shoutout to the people who still post harry potter 15 months after the last film and 5 years after the final book
HAS IT BEEN FIVE YEARS OH GOD
it will never be over, not as long as those who remain are faithful to him
That’s exactly what I’d say to J.K. Rowling as well.
I. Will. END. YOU.
Oh my god this needs more notes
This is actually the story of the Deathly Hallows… You can see it if you look at some of the words close enough.
Yeah I clearly made out the words Deathly Hallows and Xenophilius. The first chapter was written on the door of a bathroom stall somewhere.